Friday, December 30, 2011

The Agencies of Advertising

          The grey walls of my bedroom are awash with flickering television lights, yet again. They are the same color I imagine the deadlights of Stephen King’s It to be. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if It was a commentary on the decadent nature of media in the United States. Think about it: the book is about a clown, (something that is supposed to exude cheer; something harmless and colorful that is meant to entertain) yet a clown who torments children at first, but then who resurfaces in their adult lives and manifests all sorts of evils; It kills some of them while permanently scarring all of them. It is a convoluted, psychological superstructure and commentary on the nature of visual entertainment in American Culture, that or it’s just a horror book about a creepy clown. Whatever, that is something to be taken up with Stephen.

           Nevertheless, it sits in front of me: the TV, and I stare into the dead fish eyes of various personalities who are pushing some drug or selling some ornament. And, though I know their tricks, it becomes painfully obvious to me that I cannot turn away; I’m sucked in just like those who stare into Pennywise’s deadlights. They say I’ve lost something, these TV personalities. They say that I’m inadequate in some shape or form. They say my life will be better if I choose this tub of butter-like-substance-yet-not-quite-butter-like-substance. They say if I drink this alcoholic beverage I will look fabulous in suits, have perfect teeth, and that I will be astute and articulate while speaking in the public arena, which I’m quite certain is definitely not the case. Most of the time I’m not sure what they are even talking about because I’m too focused on picking out the logical inconsistencies and gargantuan lies that make up everything on television, but then I ask myself: who are “they”?

           Truthfully, I’m not sure who “they” are, but “they” continue to vomit platitudes and banalities at me, they continue to wave shiny things in front of my face to distract me much like the illusionist who saws in half the taut and tanned midsection of a top-heavy supermodel, while sneaking a tiger through the backdoor, all on the order of selling to me and the audience this crazy idea that, if properly distracted, we might shell out hundreds of dollars to be a part of this elaborate lie. We know that even the most surgically genius of our species cannot saw anyone in half without making a huge mess, we know that tigers don’t appear naturally out of thin air, walk down the red-carpeted, white-lighted aisle just to sit down to play a handful of overtly eager volunteers in Five Card Stud. What is it about human nature that needs to be distracted and tricked? What is it about human nature that desires to suspend its disbelief?

            I feel it, though: this inadequacy. I feel as if I have lost something. I’m always trying to stuff stuff into this quixotic version of my world. I’m constantly trying to cram ideas into this ideal version of myself, which is probably the same self I see when looking into a mirror, (a self that looks nothing like the self I see in videos or pictures of me, something to think about perhaps when writing a more Lacanian essay, but, then again, maybe this is a Lacanian essay; maybe they’re all Lacanian essays. Whatever). But, I feel that I have also gained something; something sacred like a divine hatred for the Grand Distraction, that is, commercials, advertisements, and the illusionists of our meta-modern era; they are legion, and they are omnipresent. Yet, part of me also wants to be tricked, so what do I do? I watch my television with an incensed and epileptic fervor.

             Somewhere deep inside every human exists an innate desire for the bliss of ignorance. Though Socrates is purported to have said that “the unexamined life is not worth living,” I’m not sure how he would react to the modern abundance of ways to examine oneself, save maybe slamming a Hemlock smoothie. This is something inexorable and incurable, that is, this constant examination. And, without sounding too cliché, I’d like to mention that this must be a byproduct of those godforsaken deadlights, of which everyone is not only subject to, but dumbfounded by. Unfortunately, there exists no salve, no panacea. Instead, only coping mechanisms exist, some of which are more elaborate than the illusionist's Grand Distraction. In fact, some people have developed methods for coping with such a predicament: muting the sounds and closing the eyes, mimicking the deist god who patrols deaf and dumb through ethereal dark matter, all the while planets collide and people raise their angry fists towards the unmindful heavens. Others manage to change the channels as if the omnipotent and jealous God of the Old Testament, i.e., creating and destroying worlds and universes by sheer will alone, (that and a trigger happy thumb, an image itself which connotes a specific kind of hilarity). But this takes its toll on already overactive brains. Those of us who have a penchant for presets end up changing the channel so many times that we just catch glimpses of shows; we just catch bits and pieces of ideas and images. And, since our minds already border on hyper-transience, the speed at which we surf the channels is enough of an ocular exercise to massage ADD into mouth-foaming, tongue swallowing, grand-mal seizuring bliss, which is probably what we wanted all along, (I must also admit, though, is not only entertaining in its own right, but a deserved consequence of succumbing to the deadlights).

          But, I feel that an absurd amount has already been written about the vast desert of ontological philosophy, especially regarding the consequences of different forms of media, so I won’t continue. I don't, after all, want to sound too preachy. Besides, my favorite show is about to come on; the one where the cat finally learns how to decipher the genomic code, but he can’t tell anyone because he's a cat; "they" say it's a must see television event, and I don't want to miss that

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Sheepless Nights

As I lie here in my bed trying ever-so-unsuccessfully to fall asleep, an image of a sheep is burned into my mind. Thirty seconds ago I was surfing the channels on my television and decided to just turn it off. So I did, and then I grabbed a book from the insurmountable pile beside my bed. There was no math behind my landing on this particular channel; I just felt the urge to power off the tube at this particular point in time. As I hit the POWER button, I watched as a lone sheep stared into the camera and jawed at the intrusion of its pastoral domain.

                At least twenty minutes pass before I realize that I haven’t opened the book I grabbed from the pile. Honestly, I have no idea which book I’m even holding. Instead, I’m imagining what that lone sheep was trying to tell me as I hit the POWER button on the remote control. I imagine its pink jowls as they munch on air; the sheep asking whether or not I’ve ever counted its relatives as an aid for falling asleep. Maybe I’ve done it once or twice, but most of the time I just think about imponderables, which is a phrase that both makes me giggle as well as leads me to the inexorable conclusion that I do some of my best thinking when I’m winding down the day. Apparently, I don’t count sheep. I converse with them.

                As I mull over the above claim of whether or not I actually do my best thinking as I wind down, I turn to my side and place the unopened book back on top of the ridiculous pile, which I imagine will remain as such for at least six months, untouched. I grab my trusty scribble pad and pencil, and I write: Do I really engage in my “best thinking” at the end of the day? This is an interesting question. I guess the accuracy of such a declaration is contingent upon what I mean when I write (or even consider) a phrase such as “best thinking.” Is imagining a talking sheep really the best? I’m not sure how to measure such thinking, or what standard I should use to do so effectively, but as I lay here and ponder, I notice that the lone sheep has wandered again into the forefront of my mind. For some unknown reason a stupid, quasi-comedic cliché pops out of the sheep’s chomping mouth: “I count humans when I can’t sleep.” I sigh at the terrible and predictable joke. Whatever, I’m tired, but the joke does lead me to question its motivation.

                What type of thinking is this? It certainly doesn’t feel like a productive time of thinking. I’m not really solving any problems or figuring out any equations. In fact, it is quite the opposite: I’m just lying here, juggling meaningless words and ideas for no benefit and no real reason at all save to lull myself into that wondrous state where sleep might whisk me away. So, certainly this thinking is not my “best thinking,” but by writing the previous sentence I have convinced myself that such thinking is indeed productive, especially since the end goal of this particular type of thinking is to fall asleep. Of course, since I am in such a tired state, I could be completely wrong, and everything that I think could just be discombobulated ingredients in a casserole of nonsense, which is probably the most accurate thing I’ve thought of thus far.

                In my notebook I write: What does it mean to think productively?  Since I am trying to wind down, it might be that I’m misinterpreting what it means to be productive, because the action of sleeping is quite the opposite, that is, sleeping is unproductive. I don’t do anything while I’m asleep. However, if I am unsuccessful in achieving this requisite state of sleep, then I certainly cannot hope to be very productive the next day, nor can I expect to have the strength or stamina to do my “best thinking,” either. So, maybe this thinking really is, in all actuality and in all honesty, the best. And, maybe this “best thinking” really is the most productive of all seeing that my potential for future thinking is greatly dependent upon whether or not I get the required amount of sleep.

                As I stare at these two questions in my notepad, I begin to draw the body of a sheep, which I can tell you appears nothing like it should; it’s more like a muscular and sentient cloud than anything sheep-ish.  I try again, but to no avail. All that I am capable of drawing is ugly ungulates, or repulsive ruminants. I am no artist, and apparently I am no thinker, either. I can see now (both literally and figuratively) that I have spent entirely too much time on this subject of thinking, so much so that I will undoubtedly be completely exhausted tomorrow, which proves to me that this “best thinking” is some of the worst that I have ever done, and counting sheep has never looked so good.

Metaphor

Letters are weird.

They’re just symbols, really.

They just represent things;

things like ideas and sounds.



What do ideas sound like?

What if I were to write an idea like this:

                                                                                  SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?



How would you read that?

What does this idea sound like?



Does it sound as if the hissing tongue

of hot oil is licking at the lips of tempered steel?



Or do you pronounce every individual letter,

sound for susurrus sound,

as if a soft, plastic pinwheel is

lightly brushing the cheek of a child?


Listen:


This is just an idea,

and these are just letters telling you so.
But I wonder: what does it sound like?

Obituaries for the Living: A Review of Horoscopes for the Dead

                Billy Collins is a surgeon. With a stable and exact hand, Collins cuts through the superficial skin of quixotic reality and delves ever-so-deep into the pulsing heart of poetry. In his latest book, Horoscopes for the Dead, Collins does not wrestle with life, death, and the minutiae in between, but he explores the boundaries of existence with a precision that only a poet could possess, and he does so with the narrative and paternal voice so familiar throughout all of his work. In this sense, then, Horoscopes for the Dead is a compendium of obituaries for the living: the recording and announcing of death’s inconvenient yet conciliate inevitability.

                Collins has the Poetic Eye. He sees the world through an aesthetic that carries not only artistic weight, but a contemplative weight as well. Indeed, even when pondering cumbersome ideas like death does Collins employ such grace in capturing its essence; a grace that makes death almost worthwhile. And, after reading any of Collins poetry, (especially Horoscopes for the Dead) does the reader not only appreciate life, but he or she learns a little more about how to look at it while awaiting the swift and venerable pale horse.

                It is mentioned above that Billy Collins the poet uses the contemplative Poetic Eye. This means that Collins not only views the world in a unique way, but also that he views the very words he uses to describe the world in such a manner. Collins’ diction is not only accessible and efficient, but it is more complex than one might be inclined to think. The word “horoscope,” for instance, can mean two related yet disparate things. A horoscope can be an astrological forecast, that is, the prescription of an individual’s behavior based upon the arrangement of the celestial bodies at his or her birth. On the other hand, a horoscope can be a schematic of planetary relationships, i.e., a map, (which is what Collins’ new book tends to appear as). Though distorted somewhat by pop culture, the word horoscope is home to some very complex ideas, and this is why such a word is appropriate for the title of Collins’ new book: Horoscopes for the Dead.

                One gets a sense that the most prominent theme of the book pertains to death: coping with it, coming to terms with its inevitability, and relying on it to balance out the universe. So, what a paradoxical yet apropos book title Collins has given his readers for such a collection of multifaceted ideas; it gives the readers a brief insight of what is to come: a complex, yet cutting beauty.

                Moreover, even the titles of poems themselves point to meditations of death. Poems like “Hell” and “Genesis” seem to hint at the supernatural, just like “Grave” and “Cemetery Ride” do the same. However, Collins’ style is anything but dogmatic. He does not jargonize his poems, nor does he extend a metaphor to the point of multiform ambiguity, (though he is apt to metaphorical extension as most poets are). Instead, Collins utilizes simple language to convey great truths; he uses a concise and tight diction while leaving a vast hermeneutic space in which the reader can easily maneuver. The reader is right to interpret each poem as he or she may, (though Collins might take this sentence the wrong way). One can either infer an elaborate hierarchy of meaning, or one can follow a single thread through each poem. Regardless of how one might interpret Collins, we all watch and listen as he weaves a great metaphysical tapestry while using the most delicate of silken thread.

                Though watching (reading) the images of poetry is certainly important, listening is equally so. While Collins writes in free verse, it is quite obvious that each poem (albeit some more than others) contains a sort of variable musicality. In short, something metrical resides in each poem. And, in the poem “Watercoloring,” (a poem where the painter and poet unite) does such musicality become immediately apparent:

                The sky began to tilt,

                a shift of light toward the higher clouds,

                so I seized my brush

                and dipped my little cup in the stream, (42)

The above stanza makes one want to snap along and tap one’s foot. The six syllables in the first line sets up a sort of cadence. Though no real concrete syllabic measure exists, a rhythmic one indeed does; it’s song-like. For, it resonates in the inner-ear when read aloud, just as it stirs the soul when read quietly to oneself, and as the poem continues, so does the rhythmic quality along with it:

                but once I streaked the paper gray

                with a hint of green,

                water began to slide down the page,

                rivulets looking for a river.

This particular stanza takes on the characteristics of a song-verse, which also contributes to the music of the poem. Not only does the stanza seem rhythmic, but it has similar complementary word-sounds as well. The slant rhyme between “gray” and “page” urges the song-like quality further on, not to mention the alliteration of the last line with “rivulets” and “river.” Such formal components are common throughout Collins’ work in general, but it is how he uses such elements that sets him apart from the rest: when coupled with a simple yet cutting diction, the musical elements help to create a synergy of poetic potency and a pulsing heartbeat.

                The next intriguing aspect of “Watercoloring” is its haiku-like quality. Though the poem does not necessarily take the form of haiku, its essence is definite and rich. Like virtually all of Collins’ poetry, one can sense a place in Nature, and this is the very spirit of both “Watercoloring” as well as haiku per se: perception of one’s immediate location in space and time. Collins takes it a bit further, though, for Nature here is not just babbling brooks or tilted skies, but the very milieu in which these things are an integral part. Collins develops and employs his own aesthetic, whereby he reveals to the reader the seemingly eternal connections of Nature and the psychological frames used to translate such connections into a meaningful human understanding of them. In short, Collins has just extended the metaphor, though with poetic grace and verisimilitude.

                Another prime example of this extension is made clear in the poem “Grave,” where the essence of haiku is also equally clear:

                What do you think of my new glasses

                I asked as I stood under a shade tree

                before the joined grave of my parents



                and what followed was a long silence

                that descended on the rows of the dead

                and on the fields and the woods beyond, (3)

In the above quotation, Collins is wrestling with not only the absence of his parents, but he is wrestling with that ubiquitous intangible that haunts every human being, that is, non-existence. To merely say that Collins wrestles with death is not only cliché, but a disservice to the very craftsmanship of his poetry. He imagines the being of his parents (as they were in space and time) and balances that with what must come after such being has left: “one of the hundred kinds of silence”.

                Furthermore, “Grave” is a poem that best represents the essence of haiku mentioned above, for the Zen-like meditation on silence speaks volumes of such essence, and perhaps the very last stanza is the best example of this. Collins reveals to the reader one such meditative-silence: “and the Silence of the Lotus,/cousin to the Silence of the Temple Bell/only deeper and softer, like petals, at its farthest edges” (4). This is the great existential quandary that Collins is trying to elucidate through the medium of poetry: what is death, and what comes after it? Again, this great question is neither cliché, nor is it dogmatic. Instead, Collins presents this question with such elegance that the reader is left in wonderment rather than confusion.

                From a surgeon, to a master-composer, to a Horace-like painter of poetry, Billy Collins can be described as many things. And, Horoscopes for the Dead is a great swath of representative poetry to support such assertions. Though such a title is seemingly grim, and though the titles of some of the included poems also seem grim and final, this is not entirely the case. For, this is a collection of contemplation; a collection of ideas meditating upon what happens in that great, unwritten In-Between. Horoscopes for the Dead, then, by no means is a conclusion, but it is an on-going conversation, that is, a painstaking dialectic of the reflective present. In other words, though the majority of Horoscopes for the Dead deals with death and its expected eventuality, it is a call to life, it is a written account of death’s record, and it is the piercing announcement that we all must make that journey some day. In this sense, then, Horoscopes for the Dead is really just Billy Collins’ way of writing obituaries for the living.





Works Cited

Collins, Billy. Horoscopes for the Dead: Poems. New York: RandomHouse, 2011. Print.

Fish Capitalism

Fish are everywhere,

and the water here is thick,

viscous; gelatinous.

Fish of all shapes and sizes:

red, yellow, ghost-grey,

aquamarine.

I watch their mouths.

I watch them open and close

as pin-prick bubbles pour out of scaled lips

and stoic faces; they rise:

the bubbles, and float to the molten glass surface of a liquid universe

only to burst and explode into the stark nothingness above,

perhaps adding an infinite trace of volume to the ocean of air

which rests upon the bruised shoulders of an already crippled sea:

like the vapored prayers of the tiniest child adds to the amount of injustices

the world can posses.  

Dead fish float around, too; milk-shaded bellies all pointing towards the on-looking yellow of
the sun.